What is the best way to mock AG Jeff Sessions?

The best way to mock best sessions is to pronounce his full name-Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III- very slowly especially lingering on Beauregard.

What is the best way to help people who are charged with marijuana possession if you are called as a juror?

If you are called as a juror in a drug possession is NOT to state that you would/could not vote to convict someone of marijuana or simple drug possession because that will get you kicked off the jury. The best way to be helpful is to nod your head, give the correct answer, serve on the jury and then when it’s time to deliberate say “The judge told us that the State had to prove its case beyond a reasonable doubt. I don’t think the State met their burden.”