Dear Nuclear Geese Family that have chosen to nest at the back door of our office building for the second time:

We, the employees of various organizations that nest in this building want you to know that:

We are afraid of you because the male goose hisses at and approaches us when we come to work, go out for lunch and leave for the day. We put a warning sign up on one of the doors. Please don’t bite us.

We are worried about you because the male goose sits in the parking lot instead of on the grass. Please don’t get run over.

We are curious about you. Why did you come back to our office complex? Why do you like being here. We don’t.

Sincerely yours,