As Brooklyn gets spiffier, so does the Brooklyn Museum. It’s great, really. Maybe the Dodgers will move back from LA.

BUT, this hip exhibit by celebrity activist Ai Weiiei left me with two questions.

1. Is this [image above] art?
2. Is Ai Weiwei an artist?

Goddamn Marcel Duchamp and his ready mades. I hold him responsible for having to ask these questions.