Read this story; it’s collected in Vampires in the Lemon Grove. It’s about ex Presidents reincarnated as horses on a farm which might be heaven and what happens next. Rutherford B. Hayes is the hero horse; James Garfield, James Buchanan, John Adams and Dwight Eisenhower have supporting roles. The horses act exactly like ex politicians would act if they were reincarnated as horses, so the story is real and funny and crazy and goofy all mixed together.